Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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