Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
