Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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