Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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