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As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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