You're so nebulous sometimes
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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