I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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