That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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