Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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