I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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