the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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