I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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