i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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