So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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