I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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