Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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