ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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