there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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