i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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