i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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