she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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