just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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