Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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