After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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