I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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