guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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