I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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