and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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