Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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