none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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