I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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