Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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