me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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