Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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