problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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