I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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