yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
