Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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