Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
3pm strippers are depressing
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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50% drunk capacity currently
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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