So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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