You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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