Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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