Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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