I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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