So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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