I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
