her vagine was all disorganized.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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