We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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