i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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