If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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