PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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