So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We need to rekindle our bromance
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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