In the future we'll all be gay
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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