you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.