I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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