You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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